The Hitman: Timothy Olyphant is My New Jason Statham

// November 27th, 2007

After watching too many Jason Statham movies - War, Crank, The Italian Job, Transporter I and II, Chaos and Dude knows what other movies we’ve watched that has this bald actor as the lead actor, I sure haven’t gotten tired of him. But I just needed some new bald actor to drool on.

Thanks to Timothy Olyphant and “The Hitman” I found another bald boy to look out for, with a barcode on the back of the head to boot! The movie won’t make you go “Whoah!” like the latest Die Hard, in which Timothy Olyphant was the villain. But I find it a bit refreshing that there’s no s*x scenes when many of these types of movies just can’t let a film go by without showing some skin of the hunky actor.

To feel like a real movie critic, I’ll give Timothy Olyphant’s The Hitman 3 out of 5 stars. Hehe.