It’s Dare Lost

// February 1st, 2007

Nope. That’s not a misspelled “It’s Their Loss”.

Remember the 30 days, 30 blog post challenge? I was not able to finish it. Lots of things came up. My grand move to Apple Door HQ and some other matters made me give up.

Anyways, I find this comment spam amusing.

We all know those little computer symbols called “emoticons,”
where:

-) means a smile and
-( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
-)
-(

Well, how about some “ASSICONS?”
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass.

(__!__) a fat ass.

(!) a tight ass.

(_*_) a sore ass.

_!_ a swishy ass.

(_o_) an ass that’s been around.

(_x_) kiss my ass.

(_X_) leave my ass alone.

(_zzz_) a tired ass.

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass.

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass.